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MRI Pornography
“If there’s anything worse than a secret Federal Reserve, it’s Congress controlling it.”
-Senator Jim Demint in an increasingly rare display of reason in an increasingly puerile legislature
Martian Landscape pictures via The Big Picture
“Intersecting swirling trails left by the earlier passage of dust devils across sand dunes, as they lifted lighter reddish-pink dust and exposed the darker material below. Also visible are darker slope streaks along dune edges, formed by a process which is still under investigation.”
So wild…
The ambiguity began shortly after 9/11, when then-U.S. President George W. Bush defined two missions: waging a war on terror, and bringing Osama bin Laden and his followers to justice. Both made for good rhetoric. But they also were fundamentally contradictory. A war is not a judicial inquiry, and a criminal investigation is not part of war.
-George Friedman
DidGlennBeckRapeAndMurderAYoungGirlIn1990.com legal battle over.
Beck Lost.
There is a hilarious irony here in this story in that Glenn Beck, in his attempted challenge to the satirical website, used the World Intellectual Property Organization (WIPO - a specialized United Nations agency) rather than bring it up in American courts. A major theme of Beck’s show, after all, is railing against a “one-world government” conspiracy among international organizations to undermine the U.S. Constitution. His legal team advised him that he would surely lose if he based his challenge on U.S. legal precedence.
Another deliciously ironic aspect of this whole story is that the website was employing a manipulation technique that Glenn Beck has himself mastered and employed on his own guests. When Beck interviewed Congressman Keith Ellison, a Muslim, he famously said
“No offense and I know Muslims, I like Muslims, I’ve been to mosques, I really don’t think Islam is a religion of evil. I think it’s being hijacked, quite frankly. With that being said, you are a Democrat. You are saying let’s cut and run. And I have to tell you, I have been nervous about this interview because what I feel like saying is, sir, prove to me that you are not working with our enemies. And I know you’re not. I’m not accusing you of being an enemy. But that’s the way I feel, and I think a lot of Americans will feel that way.”
Now, this whole rhetorical trick is simple. Beck attacks Ellison by asking him to prove that he is not “working with our enemies” thus putting the burden on Ellison to “prove” that the accusation is untrue. It’s a cheap imitation of a humor technique Gilbert Gottfried used to make fun of Bob Saget, in which Gottfried brought up a rumor that Bob Saget had raped and killed a girl in 1990, and then admonished the audience to stop spreading this untrue rumor (that hadn’t existed before Gottfried brought it up) - thus starting the rumor and subsequently questioning why Bob Saget hadn’t denied it. The basic equation is: (outrageous accusation) + (celebrity) + (question of why the celebrity does not deny the accusation) = (confirmation of the falsity of the accusation + laughter).
Beck tried to do the same thing, without the humor, to Keith Ellison. And the website did the same thing to Beck, except with the humor. And Beck lost. And the website won.
In light of all the controversy around the health care bill passed in the House late Saturday night (check out this op-ed, and especially the comments posted below it, if you want a taste of how absurd people can be) I did a little research and came up with these interesting factoids.
N.B. this study used ALL women who received an abortion that year as the denominator, including uninsured women and women on Medicaid. If the study only included women who are privately insured, the percentage would be substantially higher. Further, this 13% does not include women who were reimbursed from their insurance company themselves, rather than having their provider bill the insurance company directly - a common occurrence because many abortion providers are not a part of private insurance networks
Now, with all that in mind let me address my total confusion regarding the new health care bill. There is a thing called the Hyde amendment which has been in place since 1976 that already bans federal funds from covering abortion, except in case of rape, incest, or when the mother’s life is in danger. Does that mean that the aforementioned 177,000 federally funded abortions were special cases of rape, incest, or mother-danger? The new bill doesn’t touch the Hyde amendment, but it does take abortion limitations a bit further by saying no money authorized and appropriated by the reform can go to insurance plans that cover abortion. So, “public option” insurance (which will probably get dropped in the Senate bill) can’t cover abortion, and private insurance plans that are federally funded can’t cover abortion.
Am I crazy or does it seem like this new bill won’t change a god damn thing? I find it unlikely that the 13% of private insurance funded abortions receive much by way of federal subsidies. And the Hyde amendment already bans federal funds from covering elective abortion. So where’s the change? Furthermore, there’s an interesting little tidbit in the bill that says it will not be construed as prohibiting the purchase of supplemental coverage for abortion so long as the plan isn’t funded by federal dollars. Check out the actual wording here. Unless I’m missing something (which I admit is very possible) I think everyone needs to chill.
Find the numbers I quoted, and a whole bunch of other cool info, at the Guttmacher Institute.
Update: the front page of the Guttmacher Institute website (which I hadn’t looked at until now) states that they’d appreciate it if people did not use their 13% statistic as evidence that insurance coverage for abortion is not widespread or that restricting such coverage would have an impact on only a small minority of women. I am not trying to using it as such. Given the numbers, I have no doubt that a loss of insurance coverage for abortion would affect a lot of women. What it does seem like, to me at least, is that the new health care bill would not cause this loss of coverage.
Update 2: I’m now pretty sure that the majority of those 177,000 government funded abortions were from state Medicaid dollars, not federal ones. Further evidence that this new bill would not change much, again, given that I understand all of this correctly. Somebody please tell me if I’m missing anything.
the most adorable dead fly i’ve ever seen
plenty more, including a dead fly gang-bang, where that came from here
Q: Is that an Arlington bum with a laptop?
A: Yes it is.
Q: What does that say about the economy/capitalism-in-general?
A: I have no idea, but I love it.